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Anyone want a dog? Yeah, it was cool the first day but now I'm fucking aggravated. Stupid dog won't stop barking and it's like 10:45 at night. Then it's gotten out of the gate about 3 times so far and proceeded to run upstairs and wake everyone up, including my dad who is about ready to take him out back and shoot him. I'm almost sure that would be fine with me, spiteful little bastard. I like guinea pigs because they can't go anywhere..just sit in their cage all dependent on YOU, the animal of higher intelligence. None of this "Dogs are independent" shit. Dogs lick their own balls for Christ's sake, how smart can they really be? Speaking of which, all they do is hump stuff. Do you have ANY idea how annoying that is?
What really pisses me off is how he tries to bite anyone who touches his collar so you can't even pull him back to where he's supposed to be. JUST FUCKING GO TO BED! Now to mention how he took a crap in the basement tonight, about 10 minutes after I took him for a 20 minute walk in the pouring rain. I love you too, fuckhead. I'm so mad. I just want him to go away. God, it would be so nice to bring him back to the SPCA tomorrow. Fuck dogs, I hate them. I only like them if they're not mine. Okay enough.
In other news, this is the notorious worst night of the year. It's been okay so far. I'm seriously pissed right now for no apparent reason. Maybe it's because the FUCKING DOG just barked again (it's 10:49). If only my dad hadn't decided to rile it up. Why do I feel the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs and murder the thing? Maybe because every Christmas eve, some stupid dog somewhere barks for hours on end late at night. Why, oh why, would I that this year would be any different? Maybe I give things too many chances to turn out well. I guess this is an improvement over last year's Christmas eve. Atleast I'm not thinking of ways to kill myself, but rather something else. Hey, maybe by next year I'll be onto breaking inanimate things. Wouldn't that be nice?
Oh, I almost forgot..
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.
"Don't come home, you're the last thing I want to see under the Christmas tree. Merry Christmas, I could care less."--FALL OUT BOY